Goofy Stuff
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| To Catch a Thief | A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty." |
| Jury Pool from Hell | |
Why you should have a dedicated space for practice away from everything else.
Why you should always back up your work
How nerves can affect your professionalism
Two people I want to see in a deposition, but not if I gotta transcribe their mangled English
Why you shouldn't think about how you are doing when you should be thinking about what you are doing
Why accuracy can solve your headaches
Why a nice smooth start is more important than pure speed
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Why my tummy smells like feet
